THIS IS ABOUT JAMES. READ IT AND WEEP.

These are just some of the things he makes me do.
1. He forces me to do a blog. about him.
2. He makes himself the main character in my story books.
3. He tries to make me iron my hair.
4. He poisoned me.
5. He wants me to bite him on the bum.
6. He corrected me, when I wasnt concentrating.
7. HE DOES NOT WEAR BETTER THINGS THAN MEEE! mwahaha.
8. HE SCARED ME SO BAD WHEN HE WORE A SCREAM MASK. SO BAD THAT I NEARLY ACTUALLY CRIED.

So yeah.